Wednesday, May 27, 2009

two jackasses

Once upon a time , there was a fat ass and a blind ass , they were good frens
one named Kenneth , another ? Ming way
One fine day , these two jackasses made their way to the science lab
Since they're two from fairytales, they din noe wad the heck is electricity ,they planned to try something out
FIRSTLY , the took some wire thingy from a bar , plug it into a socket , done some adjustments And BOOOM there it went , their experiment was a Success ~ !
Kenneth was like Ohh My Goddd , is u nerd??
Then their respected teacher , Mr Sinz said :This is a very foolish thing to do
In My heart : yeaa ur a very foolish teacher too , asswhip . oops xD
And thn Ming way was sentenced to jail for several periods of his life

And then they lived happily ever after ,
so kids ~ did we learn a moral value from this story? Dont be as stupid as them -The End -
GO TO BED !


Saturday, May 23, 2009

er?

Hmm today those bastards came to my house without giving me an early notice?
LOL WTF ! but nvm my day was better with them xD

Kah Sing and Plez Ng arrived first
once they reached my condo and entered my room
Bad words start coming out scolding their fren WONG WAI KIN

Plez : Diu that wai kin so 7 hai one .
kah sing : an lah an lah

Plez: Go da gei ' QUAN' kao our money , come here sit taxi used up my last rm2 ah
Kah Sing : Diu i dont wan say ur fren d , dam 委屈 edi me , juz now pokai tim

LOL i see they all fui 9 gei i lagi shiok sendiri , those faces they made . Damn Funny
Especially Ng Plez
Moments later Wai Kin came , then they Zat 9 him like hell
Then nothing ady

Played dota a , L4D
As usual Pimple gave us his fuck face
ate all my stuff ! =(

Day Ended , they left me after 2 hours i guess?




Saturday, May 16, 2009

?

Hmm blog was dead for a moment xD
Not in the mood in blogging these few weeks huh .
Kinda busy LOL

Since some little kiddo asked me to update
I DID it ! =D

Ok 'Firstly'
I Have Nothing to write
Buh Bye ! =D

Will update some retarted things soon kay?
Hehee


and erm , sorry to someone
din mean it
<3

Saturday, May 9, 2009

妥协 - 蔡依林

你总爱编织谎言
我负责配合表演
所有改变 只为了进入你的世界
这情节 重复了一百遍
才发现 是你的心太远
你划定楚河汉界
我不能轻易犯规
所有时间 都是先给了你优先权
不自觉 爱到不敢冒险
成了你的傀儡一年两年
才看见我有多狼狈
爱到妥协 到头来还是无解
绑着你 不让你飞
历史不断重演 我好累
爱到妥协 也无法将故事再重现
你已下最后通牒 我躲在我的世界
你划定楚河汉界
我不能轻易犯规
所有时间 都是先给了你优先权
不自觉 爱到不敢冒险
成了你的傀儡一年两年
才看见我有多狼狈
爱到妥协 到头来还是无解
绑着你 不让你飞
历史不断重演 我好累
爱到妥协 也无法将故事再重现
你已下最后通牒 我躲在我的世界
你只是害怕一个人睡
我不想再为你掉泪
我了解 不会变 仍在徘徊
开始自己的明天
爱到妥协 到头来还是无解
绑着你 不让你飞
历史不断重演 我好累
爱到妥协 也无法将故事再重现
你已下最后通牒 我躲在我的世界

Great Song <3